Writing this from the ultra-luxurious rooms of the "Avillion Village Resort, Port Dickson":http://www.asiatraveltips.com/AvillionVillageResort.htm. Will be here till Tuesday next - my unit is on an extended brain storming session to plan our moves for the next 5 years (!!).
Had a funny discussion with my "colleague":http://www.ericosta.com/ while on the way here: i told him that Avillion is famous for the holes in the floor of its toilets that allow people to piss directly into the sea. Yups, thats right - the chalets are on stilts, extending out into the sea. And they have square holes in the floor of their toilets.
He told me that he isn't the piss-into-the-sea sort of guy; he's more the i-want-to-know-my-piss-ends-up-in-a-septic-tank sorta guy. I said what does that mean? What sort of guy enjoys pissing into the sea?
With a deadpan stare, he replied, "A guy like you." I laughed and laughed and laughed.

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