Teaching languages

We sometimes do nasty things. One of the best of them nasty things is to teach a non-Malaysian the malay language, and completely pervert it. :)

This is what was taught to a Cambodian friend recently, on the use of 3 everyday Malay words and when they should be used.

* "Babi" => Appropriate use when van Nistelrooy scores against your team
* "Buaya" => Appropriate use when you see a guy surrounded by babes
* "Lembu" => Appropriate use when the driver in front (usually a woman, hence "lembu" and not "kerbau") drives at at unreasonably slow speed

Heheheh... :D