Kidnapped

She said: Darling, what would you do if we were in a foreign land, and i suddenly disappeared while walking behind you?
He said: No problem. I'll just go and wait for you in the hotel.
She: But let's say all the money and passports were with you and i didn't know the way?
He: You've got a mouth. Describe the hotel to someone. Otherwise go to the Malaysian embassy.
She: But, let's say i was kidnapped. What then?
He: Then shoutlah when someone grabs you.
She: But i've got a sore throat. Cannot shout. Crowded place, you won't be able to hear me.
He: Haiya.