Complicated

Women tell men this all the time - "You're so complicated. I don't understand you."

I find that such a mind boggling statement: what's there to not understand? We're very simple, really.

We like:

# To watch our favourite {insert sporting event here} in peace.
# To eat our favourite {insert favourite food here} once in a while.
# To hang out with the guys once in a while without having to feel guilty for not inviting our wives/fiances/girlfriends.
# To play our favourite {insert computer game or sport}.

We don't like:

# Anything that disrupts the above.

Heheheh... five simple rules. Doesn't get any less complicated than that.