PAS in Power

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Its been reported that Pak Lah has instructed BN to prepare for a general election. It can't be long away. With this in mind, today's buzzing question is: What will Malaysia be like if PAS comes to power?

Here are just some of the changes that may occur:

# The public transport system will become even more messed up now that all buses, LRTs, trains, taxis, etc. have to be occupied by only one gender at the time. The jam-packed intermixing, touching and close proximity that happens in buses and the LRT during rush hour is unIslamic.
# Public executions become common. A mother takes 45 minutes to die after being stoned to death in the parking lot of Central Market. She was hit by 465 pebbles and bled to death as her husband and children watched on. Amnesty International immediately condemns the act and puts Malaysia on its pariah-list.
# Malaysia immediately breaks off international relations with the USA, Britain and Egypt. The first two because of their attacks on Muslim countries in recent years and Egypt because they signed the Camp David Accord in 1978. Discussion is ongoing about how to deal with the traitorous Saudi Arabia (they contribute billions of dollars to the American economy annually and allow the Holy Land to be used as a base of attack on Muslim countries).
# Barisan Nasional cronies are all put out of a job. The ACA becomes super-efficient. PAS cronies fill the inevitable void. Politics will always be politics regardless of who is in power.

Elections are coming, my fellow Malaysians. Don't forget to register and let your vote count.

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This page contains a single entry by Aizuddin Danian published on February 11, 2004 9:18 AM.

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