Prior to sexual orgasm there is a brief period, a very short few seconds, when the brain asks the body, "Are you ready? Are we a "GO" or "NO GO"?" If the body says no (which can happen for a variety of reasons, mind you), the brain then shuts the body down, pleasure quickly dissipates, and you're left wondering what happened (but at the same time, hoping that things can start up again).
This deal with Michael Owen is just like that.
Newcastle United got their foot in the door, Madrid was willing to deal, then Liverpuke stuck their noses in, and Michael plays coy and hard-to-get.
Then we get Alberto Luque, a brief return of pleasure, then suddenly disappointment because it probably means we won't achieve orgasm (i.e. Owen), but now, we have to endure the agony of waiting on him. That's like standing at the Gates of Heaven, and wondering whether we've come so close to be still so far.
More good Luque (pun: "luck"):
Luque completes Newcastle move
Luque gives Souness and Newcastle a lift
Souness gets Luque and now wants Kuyt
Ladies, if you're reading this, perhaps this is a reason why men generally enjoy football so much: its very much like sex. :)
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