Has God marked us?

Its seems like a remarkable coincidence, but it got me thinking whether God has marked us with tell-tale signs of our personality and character.

People with tahi lalats (small moles?) near their eyes have beautiful eyes.

Those with moles near their mouths on their upper lip have the gift of the gab.

Those who have them on their hands are hard workers.

Those who have them on their backs and shoulders are able to carry a heavy burden (responsibility wise).

Women who have them on the breasts are sexy in form and personality.

Men who have them on their ears make good leaders.

Or so i've been told. My personal observation seems to confirm many of these "theories". What do you think? ;)